Tim McGirk writes on Time magazine’s Middle East blog:

Brace yourself. James Cameron, the man who brought you ‘The Titanic’ is back with another blockbuster. This time, the ship he’s sinking is Christianity.

In a new documentary, Producer Cameron and his director, Simcha Jacobovici, make the starting claim that Jesus wasn’t resurrected—the cornerstone of Christian faith—and that his burial cave was discovered near Jerusalem. And, get this, Jesus sired a son with Mary Magdelene….

Cameron is holding a New York press conference on Monday at which he will reveal three coffins, supposedly those of Jesus of Nazareth, his mother Mary and Mary Magdalene.

For real.